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Random Topic-Cows (Provided by Seth Heine)  September 21st Like a silent lawn mower the cow trimmed the grass, stealing pound upon pound of green dressing from the vain Earth. With nearly a ton of power, the quiet cow crushes the naked Earth with her strong as steel hooves, quieting it's resistance with ease. The dirt desperately holds it's ground against the gargantuan devourer, clinging like a mother to her child to the helpless grass. All defenses have been raised, the prickly weed and the ferocious dandelion rising up to hold the line. The shadow of the colossus bovine sweeps over the valiant defenders, causing the dandelion to

Daddy Workin One day i saw my daddy was workin and I snuck outside to see him smirkin, There he was singing his song, just singing singing, all day long. "Chopping chopping, all day long" "Chopping chopping, all day long" But then did i see a sight to see, a sight that forever bothers me. That's when i found my mama dead, and there he was, just choppin her head. "Chopping chopping, all day long, just keep chopping, you do no wrong." And with a splay her skull did split, there he finished her with a big hit. Slowly slowly i crept away, trying to live for another day. But turning his head my daddy did see hiding in the bushes

We The People Here i stand loud and proud, my influence felt for miles around. Under my power our spirits sour and roar, forever shall we deserve more. Now for all time to stand and demand, rule all as whole the reaching lands. Never while untied shall we fall or stall, having control of the power of all. We shall make our enemies woe and below, forcing them to reap what they sew. The world is ours to behold and mold, tales of the past, ours, to be told. It is our glorious missions to dole and toll, never forget our divine role! Our enemy small, all die and cry, always blind the heretic's eye. Our faith is eternal, always to last and

A Rather Dry Rain Screeching like a dying animal, the rain barrages the all seeing window. The glass almost seeming to deny the advances of the rain, halting to assault without even trying. Valiantly the cool water throws itself into it's encroachment, smashing into the crystals with audible blows. Though all attempts are in vain, the strongest lasting little more than a fleeting moment. Defiantly they hiss, never falling back as they fight to bring glorious life back onto the land. Even the naked and ruptured soil pushes back the lifeblood; loving water. Such a trusted ally has no other choice than to deny shelter to the rain. As muc

Random Topic- Pets           September 9th 2012 Pets, the constant companion, those who are slaves, friends, and occasionally lovers. Pets are different to everyone, some see them as property, some as a responsibility, some as a friend never to leave you. Some are to listen when you are sad, to share the fun when you are happy. A  creature to command and obey, or they face the consequences. An animal to care and tend for, occasionally giving them a scritch, a pat, or a rub, though that's about all they get. Pets can be too, means to an end, rather than a well loved friend they are raised to hunt, attack, or kill. Whether prickly, fuzzy

Random Topic- Yellow Chalk September 13th 2012 Cloudy chalk burst forward from the clapping erasers, spreading like pollen onto the first most row of students. The first to be affected was little Jimmy from China, who stopped asking his friend what a laxative was. Being Jim, he was able to simply wave it off, using some strange ancient Chinese secret. Jim simply waved the lung teasing cloud towards his good friend, the Old Man Kid. Old Man Kid simply coughed a few times, of course too cool to truly be bothered by such pitiful annoyances. While Brandon simply was to awesome to care the wave swept behind Jumbo, choosing to assault the Gre

Random Topic-I Don't Know (Provided by Robin Axtell) September 19th 2012 With a gentle rap on the table, the inquisitors ask, that if I'm able, to tell them where the river flow, and where down did my husband row? Of course I reply "I don't know." Simply predictably they don't believe, As for my husband do i grieve, Here they ask in minutes slow, did he commit the final blow? Sighing i respond "I don't know." Annoyance seeps into their heads, one of the cops popping some meds the seeds of anger are sown and grow, asking me angrily of the bloody snow. Calmly i answer "I don't know." An angry fist hits the table, an outburst i